must read

The Phantom of Manhattan is much worse than I previously led you to believe. I laughed so hard my stomach is sore. Sharon nearly died. (She had a mouthful of water at an important plot point.) Totally worth the $0.70 she paid. If you're interested in reading it, I encourage you to watch for the unmarked rhyming couplets at moments of high emotion. I also recommend reading it aloud, using your best soap-opera voice for dialogue.