i should buy an alarm clock
Normal people have snooze buttons and clock radios. They wake up to the melodious voices of morning show DJs (shudder.) I wake up to ear flapping.
No, really.
Max the Dog has ears like the song: his ears hang low, they dangle to and fro, I could tie 'em in a knot and I could tie 'em in a bow. Actually, you may judge for yourself.
Every morning, around sunrise, Max stands outside my bedroom door and shakes his head vigorously until I wake up. If mere ear-flapping doesn't suffice, he will start whining. The first whines sound diffident, like a maiden aunt with a touch of the headache. They increase in volume and intensity if I don't get up.
Oddly, Max doesn't usually require anything: he doesn't need a bathroom break or a bowl of kibble. He just decides it's time for me to get up. Maybe he wants me to see the sunrise?
No, really.
Max the Dog has ears like the song: his ears hang low, they dangle to and fro, I could tie 'em in a knot and I could tie 'em in a bow. Actually, you may judge for yourself.
Every morning, around sunrise, Max stands outside my bedroom door and shakes his head vigorously until I wake up. If mere ear-flapping doesn't suffice, he will start whining. The first whines sound diffident, like a maiden aunt with a touch of the headache. They increase in volume and intensity if I don't get up.
Oddly, Max doesn't usually require anything: he doesn't need a bathroom break or a bowl of kibble. He just decides it's time for me to get up. Maybe he wants me to see the sunrise?
posted by sophie at 06:29
2 Comments:
If he's like James, he just wants company.
That's so sweet! He doesn't want food or entertainment from you -- he just wants you! I want that dog in man form.
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