day shift

I've been awake for almost five hours already. I need another Diet Coke.

6 am to 6 pm. Whose scary idea was that? Not that I can't handle it, no sirree. I used to get up at 5 am EVERY DAY, rain or shine, eat a nourishing breakfast of roast beef and potatoes, and head out into the world at six. (Really.) In fact, that's basically what I did this morning, except I had Cheerios. I even packed a lunch, and a frightening lunch it is now that I'm awake enough to evaluate it. I mean, honestly: celery? With peanut butter? I haven't had that since I was about six. I'm surprised there aren't little raisins on it.