yoga
I should take up yoga. I should learn deep calming breath control. I should have kneecaps that rotate 30 degrees in each direction. I should become one with the sunrise, or the yoga mat, or something. You see, I need a way to detoxify my system. I realized today that if I put the money I spend on Diet Coke into a bank certificate of deposit, I'd retire with an extra $26,000.
I retire in 2045, so with that money, I should be able to afford myself a nice doughnut, maybe the kind with cream filling.
I retire in 2045, so with that money, I should be able to afford myself a nice doughnut, maybe the kind with cream filling.
posted by sophie at 13:52
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I thought my day was dragging, and then you mentioned retirement isn't until 2045! Seriously 2045!?!? I thought making it to the year 2001 was a miracle! UGH!!!!
2045. It's hideous. It's why I write books: perhaps someday I will hit the jackpot and get to retire while I'm not too old and creaky to appreciate it.
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