wishing i were back in jiu-jitsu

I am engaged in a power struggle with a woman over a car. It's an idiotic thing. I wish I could just slap her upside the head and be done with it. But no, here in the adult world we're supposed to use tact, and strategy, and stern letters and stuff.

I would therefore really appreciate it if everyone would spend a minute this weekend and post their favorite ever literary defeat of an enemy. Moriarty-off-the-falls style. I need a nice dose of poetic justice to accept that I'll have to settle for a more pragmatic success.